These made me laugh out loud in the last week:
Ace:
d then one day I’m sitting there watching the Broncos on TV, and I’m thinking, “WTF…? Did they cut me? Who’s this lousy son-of-a-bitch wearing my number?” And then I remembered, “Oh yeah, wait, that wasn’t me, it was John Elway.”
Jim Spence, of the Denver Post:
Romanoff, on the other hand, can dismount his high horse.
(the bill) was postponed in the Senate today after a freshman Democrat, who opposes the measure, said he was unprepared to debate his own amendments to it.
Admit it Eidness, you saw Man-ccione’s numbers and think that if you get the nomination you can beat Musgrave. That’s why you are switching. No other reason.
It was inevitable that the Denver-Boulder liberal cartel, whose effervescent anti-war sentiment is so conspicuous, just had to weigh in on a federal issue that has nothing to do with their charge as state representatives.
You must remember that Independent or non-affiliated voters are an increasingly important voting block, and that they have tended to vote Republican until the Republicans abandoned fiscal responsibility. Yes, the war is going badly, but that is not enough to explain the extent of the public’s 2006 disgust with Republican candidates..