exvigilare

This week there are milk-out-of-the-nose funny ones:

Maybe you shouldn’t ask. Goldstein:

From his home in Miami, former A’s star Jose Canseco, who is planning a book on baseball players and the culture of alcohol abuse, claimed to be unsurprised, noting that he used to “shoot Peppermint Schnapps into [his one-time manager] Tony’s ass” before games.

The World Wide Rant:

That’s 35 in dog years, and Charles Nelson Reilly in monkey years.

Michelle Malkin:

Because one walloping defeat was not enough

Frank J:

“This seems like an odd way to support the troops.”

Bobby Crawford Jr. (via Opinion Journal):

“I don’t have sex with my monkey”