Quotes of the week

Must be that time of the week. Happy Hump Day.

Insty:

ANOTHER REASON TO LIKE FRED THOMPSON: James Dobson doesn’t like him.

Ace:

Rosie’s got bigger testicles than Jack Cafferty.

Insty:

But you have to report about something. And fundraising stories have numbers, meaning that they’re totally objective!

Tuesday’s Colorado Senate News, from Senate Minority Leader Andy McElhany (R-Colorado Springs) to Senator Chris Romer (D-Denver) on expanding advertising of the state lottery:

I was beginning to wonder where your father had gone wrong with you.

Goldstein:

I might also take to carrying around with me a jar of herring and a week’s old bratwurst sandwich in a Ziplock bag—and call anyone under 40 “those damn hooligans” —but that I’d do just for me.

A Tale of Two Families, from Mamacita

they never once ran through the restaurant like a crazed baboon or climbed on the tables and chairs or threw food (or anything else) or annoyed other diners or vandalized the salt shakers or SCREAMED or SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG and that their little asses stayed glued to their chairs the entire time they were in the restaurant, until they had permission from their mother to move them.

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