Must be that time of the week. Happy Hump Day.
ANOTHER REASON TO LIKE FRED THOMPSON: James Dobson doesn’t like him.
Ace:
Rosie’s got bigger testicles than Jack Cafferty.
Insty:
But you have to report about something. And fundraising stories have numbers, meaning that they’re totally objective!
Tuesday’s Colorado Senate News, from Senate Minority Leader Andy McElhany (R-Colorado Springs) to Senator Chris Romer (D-Denver) on expanding advertising of the state lottery:
I was beginning to wonder where your father had gone wrong with you.
I might also take to carrying around with me a jar of herring and a week’s old bratwurst sandwich in a Ziplock bag—and call anyone under 40 “those damn hooligans” —but that I’d do just for me.
A Tale of Two Families, from Mamacita
they never once ran through the restaurant like a crazed baboon or climbed on the tables and chairs or threw food (or anything else) or annoyed other diners or vandalized the salt shakers or SCREAMED or SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG and that their little asses stayed glued to their chairs the entire time they were in the restaurant, until they had permission from their mother to move them.