Once more, with feeling…
The ever-present Ace:
It’s just a triple decker sandwich of spiced stupid with stupid cheese smothered in stupid-sauce on whole stupid bread with a side of stupid-fries and stupid a la mode for dessert.
and
Physicists are baffled by the seemingly impossible. Noted structural engnieer Rosie O’Donnell could not be reached for comment.
Joshua, arguing with voicemail:
Me: Customer Service
It (Clearly annoyed at being asked to interrupt someone’s coffee break): I can connect you with a customer service agent, but that is the most recent information available on your package. Would you still like me to connect you with a cusomer service agent? If so, say, “yes.”
Me: Yes.
It: If so, say, “please.”
Jared, thinking just like me:
And now, as a result of this little bit of performance art, we have ample blackmail material when the matter of dating arises.
Joanne Jacobs, on the difficulty level in college:
Perhaps too many students have gone through their K-12 years designing posters rather than writing research papers.
