If anyone wants to go to the Aurora Symphony Orchestra concert Saturday evening, let me know. I know someone who can get you in…. UPDATE: Okay fine, it’s Dvorak’s 6th Symphony and the Chopin Piano Concerto #1.
The piano concerto features a girl, um - young lady pianist - who looks like she’s 10 years old, just to make you cry because you haven’t done anything better with your life and if you’d just practiced and focused like your mother told you to when you were a kid then you’d be up there on stage and probably making a ton of money and would be famous and probably better looking and you’d have lobster once a week and your own dressing room and wear really nice shoes and your childhood friends would hear you on the radio and think “I knew that person way back when” and you’d be so cool but NOOOOO you had to go outside and play, didn’t you, and now see what you’ve been you could have really been somebody now your never going to make anything of yourself see I told you so.
Uuhhhh. Hmm. Or you might just think that she’s a really good pianist. Whatever. Oh look, something shiny!