So this a later than normal, sue me. I’ve had a rough week. Easy pickin’s, too.
Planet Gore on Laurie David
But hey, she’s started to cut way down on toilet paper.
The Rev. Al Sharpton, on Mitt Romney
“As for the one Mormon running for office, those who really believe in God will defeat him anyways, so don’t worry about that; that’s a temporary situation.”
The Rev. Al Sharpton, lying about what he said about Mitt Romney
“What I said was that we would defeat him, meaning as a Republican. A Mormon, by definition, believes in God. They don’t believe in God the way I do, but by definition, they believe in God.”
James Taranto
if you want to leave the planet a nice place for your grandchildren, you shouldn’t have children.
Scott Adams, on career profiling
Recently I gave a talk to a classroom of 9-year olds. It wasn’t hard to identify the ones who would do a cost-benefit analysis before rushing into the burning building. That shit starts early.