Happy Thursday. Nothing like 2 short weeks in a row (for me, anyway. I don’t know what you’re complaining about). Some weeks this just writes itself - and I didn’t even include any of the obvious Rosie O’Donnell quotes. Somehow that’s just not even fair…
Clear Commentary’s Lost in a Political Storm
many Americans in this day and age have the patience of adolescents and the attention span of pre-adolescents.
Speaking of adolescents,
“We have to remember that while more women are showing more cleavage, you really have to use your breast power responsibly,”
and
But that doesn’t mean breasts should stay hidden
Now that’s satisfying. I can’t believe somebody actually had to write that article. Oh wait, it’s Good Morning America.
Next is the BlogFather
Upon conviction, he should be forced to consume off-brand Viagra substitutes and herbal penis-enlargement supplements while refinancing people’s houses.
I dare you to get weirder than Goldstein:
3. Oops. I see that Malkin has already done a column on that. Strike “2” and replace with a brief conversation between me and a gourd that looks like Moses.
and
7. Second conversation with Moses gourd. “Burning bush” most certainly will appear.
Gawker. I have no explaination for this.
Barbara Walters Inspires Hookers Everywhere
