Republican debate, naturally.
“I should note that Jesus wasn’t explicit on everything,” Huckabee said. “Like He never said anything about eating pie, and I sure love my pie. Mmm… pie.
Mmm…pie.
Fred Thompson pointed at the screen. “I want to beat up that sissy. Actually, if I am elected president, I promise to beat that sissy John Edwards.”
“I really want to hurt him to,” Giuliani said.
“So do all of you agree on the issue of hurting John Edwards?” Cooper asking.
All the candidates nodded in agreement except Ron Paul. “I’m not sure that’s Constitutional.”
“I also promise to beat Ron Paul with a rolled up Constitution,” Fred Thompson said.
“This is a good discussion,” Cooper stated.
Ah, now you just can’t buy funny like that.
