Jooooooe Biiiiiiiden, (D), currently running for the office of Vice-President of the United States.
Announcer one: “Well Ted, I gotta say, I have been watching this game for a long time and I don’t think that I have ever seen this kind of speed by a candidate. The way he literally changed his public position overnight must be some kind of record!”
As if Joe Biden hasn’t given us enough material with which to work, he’s just got to be the gift that keeps on giving, doesn’t he? Maybe that’s it - he lies because he cares.
