We can always count on Frank J. 
“Muh ha ha ha ha!” Bowser bellowed. “We have all of your gold coins, Mario the Plumber!”
“What!?” Mario cried. “How did you breaka into my vault and geta my coins?”
“We didn’t have to break in,” Bowser said. “It’s our right to them since my good friend, Obama Koopa, has been elected President of Mushroom Kingdom.”
Little Obama Koopa popped up next to Bowser in the Clown Copter. “Hopenchange! Hopenchange!”
“This isa crazy!” Mario yelled. “How dida he get elected?
I really hope that’s not a question we’re asking ourselves later. Read it all for a laugh.
Guns don’t kill people; people with mustaches kill people.” Mario chambered a round. “Letsa go!”
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Mario for President!
That is who my son would vote for. I cannota escapa the Mario, he is everywhere. Including my Wii.
Thanks for the link, Rich! Very funny, especially because I almost understood the reference!