Category Archives: B.S.

Well sure he has to swim

Because how can this guy walk with balls the size of bowling balls?
DIVER KILLS SHARK AFTER 2-HR. BATTLE
…During the underwater struggle, Clasen speared the shark seven times and even attempted to drown it before finishing it off with a long-blade knife. It wasn’t clear how often Clasen had to resurface to breathe.

Pelosi on Pitt

“Oh my God, I think I just wet myself!”
Yeah, and I just threw up a little in my mouth. 

The most powerful man in the world


All I can say is…

flying cars - it’s about freakin’ time.

I’m an embarrasment

I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 14 on the Obama Test
So, you know. At least I’ve got that going for me.