Category Archives: Nonsense

Work pranks

Are you guilty?
How much trouble would you get into if you …. adjusted your boss’s computer? Even just a little bit? An itsy bitsy teeny weeny bit. What about changing the sound for received mail to something like this?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny, too. So did the other fellows who have to share the […]

This just in

I’ll be performing this weekend at the Colorado Freedom Memorial. Taps is at 11:00am and 12:30pm, although the entire event will be from 11:00am - 6:00pm. Go to The Colorado Freedom Memorial website for more information.

No Way

I didn’t really see this headline, did I?
Hillary’s Chest Gets Bigger
As ’08 Gets Closer
I think that flu must’ve really gotten to me. I’ve got more news to catch up with than I thought!

Helpin’ out a brother

Well, actually a son of a friend. RJ (Centennial, CO) is a semi-finalist in the Next Food Network Star competition this week. Vote often!

Christmas Shopping

and how to avoid it! Some friends have their own “home” businesses, and I’d much rather give them the business and shop in my pajamas. Shop here:
Buy really cool prayer beads and rosaries from Heather at PeaceWork Designs.
Say hi to Nancy at Sunflower Boutique

The gift that keeps on giving…

Adopt a Sniper

Amy thinks she’s funny

and sent me this:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey,” died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for […]

Live! Again….no, this time I really mean it

I’ll be on the radio tomorrow - and this time I’m sure of it. KEZW (1430am) Monday morning at 9:00. Finally, I get a chance to talk about something nonpolitical. I’ll be talking about Bugles Across America, the work that they (we) do, and the significance of the upcoming Veteran’s Day this week. Tune in!

Oddest pickup line

from yesterday’s visit to Greeley:
“you wanna use my long lens?”
Hmm, hanging out with the press is certainly educational.

But first…

a little fantasy football. Coming into tonight’s game I hold the (slim) lead in my league - something that doesn’t happen often. I’m practically tied with this week’s opponent, who is in second place. We each have one last player playing tonight: I have Plummer (I know, I know) and she (no sexist wisecracks, please) […]

It’s Friday

What are the odds that both Kira and Lileks go to Chuck E. Cheese’s on the same day?
Lee’s entry yesterday about fatherhood would have brought me to tears had I been alone. Or not at work. Well, okay, it still made me “misty.” but that’s all I’m going to admit to!
I hit a month last […]

I’m worth what?!

Poking around Susan’s site yesterday I found this, How Much are you Worth? This obviously accurate site says I’m worth $2,070,250.00. Well then, okay. Why am I having so much trouble paying my bills?

How be your grammer?

I can’t believe I didn’t see this before. Thanks, John.

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Kerry: Abortion Would Have Averted Crucifixion

(2004-04-12) — Sen. John Forbes Kerry, the presumptive Democrat nominee attempting to become the nation’s second Roman Catholic president, yesterday said, “Jesus Christ would have been saved from the agony of crucifixion if abortion had been legal and affordable in the early part of the first century A.D.”
Mr. Kerry received communion during a Roman […]

Quick, before the clock turns!

In a pitiful attempt to keep my calendar from proving that I’m neglecting my blogging duties, I found this quiz at Annika’s. It’s the weekend, so I guess I can get away with nonsense, right?

Holy Prime Directive, you’re Robocop!
Well, you’re neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found […]